don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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