People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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