I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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