My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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