Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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