Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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