We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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