Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Randomize
