ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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