My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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