is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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