can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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