We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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