he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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