Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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