That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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