Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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