just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
