Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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