Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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