And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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