Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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