there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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