I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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