I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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