Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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