their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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