she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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