What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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