she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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