how can u be prego again
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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