I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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