i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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