Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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