her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
it glows. i had to have it.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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