Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You are a genius and a whore.
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