She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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