If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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