One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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