I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize