i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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