I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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