my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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