He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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