chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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