You can't motorboat a personality
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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