tell your sister to shave her snatch
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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