i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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