im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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