i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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