Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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