You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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