I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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