She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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