hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
